My Playful Mind...

Go round and round,
my playful mind!
discover the universe secrets,
and what lies beyond!

Go my playful mind,
see what's hidden!
answer the questions,
search for reasons!

Let no stone unturned,
let no shadow undiscovered!
let the light of the world,
your guide and protection

let the wings of fantasy,
bring you to the moon!
let the embrace of fiction,
nurture your imagination!

Go my playful mind,
fly with Pegasus!
rescue a princes,

 and tame a dragon!

Don't be afraid,
Oh, playful mind!
Discover the edge of the universe,
to infinity and beyond!

Go my playful mind,
but be back soon!
worries and realities,
might be here soon!

"you and me"

"A part of you has grown in me.

And so you see, it's you and me together forever and never apart, 

maybe in a distance, but never in our hearts."

"Falling in love with someone isn't always going to be easy, 

anger, tears, laughter, and when you still want to be together despite it all. 

That's when you truly love one another. I'm sure of it."

"A year, ten years from now, 

I'll remember this; not why, 

only that we were here like this, together."

“Two lives, two hearts 

joined together in friendship 

united forever in love.”

“Coming together is a beginning.
Keeping together is a progress. 

Working together is a success.”

Trouble with sausages...

A Russian woman married a Canadian gentleman and they lived happily ever after in Toronto. However, the poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.

One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, clucked like a chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. Her butcher got the message, and gave her the chicken legs.


 Next day she needed to get chicken breasts, again she didn't know how to say it, and so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breasts. The butcher understood again, and gave her some chicken breasts.

On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store...

 

 

What were you thinking?????   Hellooooooo, her husband speaks English!
 

Now get back to your job.

I don't know about you sometimes!

HONESTLY!!!

 

English -Tagalog Accounting Terms

   

     A young, good-looking representative from Laguna sponsored a bill recommending Filipino language be used in all levels of accounting firms and banking institutions. The Solon claimed it will provide a better understanding of the business transactions for those who are inexperienced and non-English speaking citizens.

      The bill received unanimous approval from the House and was presented to the President for signature to become the law of the land. But in spite of the overwhelming pressure from the members of Congress, The President vetoed the bill.

Why?

     She found out that when the English "business" words are translated in Tagalog, they sound very malicious and are "nakaka-hiya at nakaka-kilabot! "

     Here are a few sample words - English to Tagalog

• Asset - Ari

• Fixed Asset - Nakatirik na ari

• Liquid Asset - Basang ari

• Solid Asset - Matigas na ari

• Owned Asset - Sariling pag-aari

• Other Asset - Ari ng iba

• False Asset - Ari-ari-an

• Miscellaneous Asset - Iba-ibang klaseng ari

• Asset Write off - Pinutol na pagaari

• Depreciation of Asset - Laspag na pag-aari

• Fully Depreciated Asset - Laspag na laspag na pag-aari

• Earning asset - Tumutubong pag-aari

• Working Asset - Ganado pa ang ari

• Non-earning Asset - Baldado na ang ari

• Erroneous Entry - Mali ang pagkaka-pasok

• Double Entry - Dalawang beses ipinasok

• Multiple Entry - Labas pasok nang labas pasok

• Correcting Entry - Itinama ang pagpasok

• Reversing Entry - Baligtad ang pagkakapasok

• Dead Asset - Patay na ang ARI

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A Vacation To Remember

  

    The sun is already up when i got a wake up call for breakfast. The morning air was fresh and clean, the air was cold although the sun is already halfway its course to the middle of the sky.

     I thank god for the night before rising from bed and searched for my slippers underneath the bed, I went to the kitchen and found my breakfast on the table, fresh brewed coffee, fried rice, fried fish and a bunch of fruits, my mothers best friend invited me for a vacation to their province, a retreat from the city life which I happily accepted.

     The morning sun was fresh and inviting, I heard chirping birds and saw several butterflies outside, i hurriedly ate my breakfast and informed Nanay Pinda ill just go out and explore. 

     I only have several days of vacation so i have to make the most of it before returning to the city and to my job. Accounting is a hard work and i am here to rest my mind from the chaotic world of numbers. I was so much attracted to the natures beauty that when i looked back I was already very far from the house. It stood alone in the middle of the field and it resembles an old hut from afar.

  

     I was about to turn when i was captured by the mountain rising majestically in front of me, my love of nature was aroused and my curiosity carried me away before i knew it i was already making my way through the thick and tall grasses at the foot of the mountain.

    The fresh cool air filled my lungs as giant trees started to engulf me that the rays of the sun was lost before it reaches the ground, I spent several minutes exploring the area wild ferns and flowers grow in abundance and i collected a handful.

     The trail i took was slippery and hard that i have to hold on with the stones, grasses and twigs in order to move on, but i was so much engrossed with the natures beauty that i just ignored it. the trail turned and twisted but i still followed it through the thick forest. There are so much things to see and explore so i followed the trail further more. Ripe fruits of all kinds are in abundance and i gathered some and ate it as i move along the trail.

     I was so excited following the trail admiring the beauty, stopping sometime to gather fruits and flowers that grow along the path, occasionally stopping while listening to the chirping birds hoping from tree to tree over head. I walked some more and when i feel tired i decided to go back.

     I followed the same trail, but when i came to a crossroad i cannot decide what to take, I was too engrossed admiring the beauty of the forest  that i did not care to look where i was going and now i could not remember where i came from.

     I let my luck work for me, I closed my eyes and took a full round step, and when i opened my eyes my toes are pointing to the left trail. I followed the trail to the left though my heart was pounding fearing i could be lost.

     I walked for a long time, comforting my self by picking fruits and flowers as i followed its twist and turns, I have to get home soon my feet are aching and i have to rest, but when i reached the next turn i started to worry, the trail started to disappear and looks like it was not used for a long time.

     I continued walking trying to control my fear, i stop for a while trying to remember the path i took but with too may turns i could no longer remember, i just continued walking sometimes going up and sometimes going down but i could not tell weather i am going out or going deeper in the forest.

     Hours passed and i am still locked inside this wide and dark forest, mosquito's started to bite they began to feast with my blood, they got in my ears, my nose and even in my mouth, they even nestled to my hair and bit through to my scalp, the blood thirsty cloud grew thicker as night came. 

     The night in the forest is ghostly, tress slowly take different figures as the moon shed its light to the weary breast of the earth, I tried to sleep but sleep never came, I know danger is everywhere in this wild forest and the blood thirsty cloud of mosquito is driving me crazy.

     Wild roosters began to announced that dawn is here, a faint and radiant light from the sun slowly appeared from the thick leaves overhead and the thick cloud of mosquito's are slowly disappearing but some were too stubborn to leave me.

     The morning air slowly turned warm and my throat craved for water, I tried to find a place to quench my thirst and fortunately i found a clear flowing creek. The water is crystal clear and cool, I took a mouthful and wash my body and rest for a few minutes, i started walking away from the creek when i was suddenly struck with the conversation about roads and highways in the city when Nanay Pinda said the highways of the mountains are creeks for they always pour their water to the nearest river, and rivers always flow to the ocean and i had seen a fast flowing river near Nanay Pinda's house, I was very excited at the thought, I might be out of here soon.

      I decided to follow the creek with its twist and turns, some parts could easily submerged me but because i am a good swimmer i just lazily followed the water as it flows, but because its already the peak of the summer season most part of the creek is just ankle deep.   

     The creek flowed its usual depth under the thick and dense vegetation until i reached a part where the water is slowly decreasing i grow a bit worried because i might be following a dead creek and i might not be able to find a river after all.

     I came upon a clearing and the water was lost in the burning sand and stones, no sign of water and the sand was hot and dry. I almost don't know what to do, the flowing water assures me to find my way back home i almost wanted to leave the creek and find another route but then i walked for a kilometer more and to my astonishment at the next curve the water rises from the stones with its usual summer depth as if nothing happened the water run smoothly and strongly when a kilometer away the water was lost in to the burning sand.

     I was very happy and very thankful i did not gave up easily, i know i will soon be in a familiar ground and at last a river could be seen from where i was standing and i know the house is not far away. I uttered a simple thanks to the creek and started to walk towards the house. It was a heavenly feeling not to be lost anymore, to know where i am going and to be assured i am definitely back on track.

     Looking back, i learned a life lesson from the creek. It encountered difficulties and hindrance in reaching its goal, the burning sands and rocks tried to block it from reaching the river but the creek found an ingenious solution. If you could not overcome a hindrance then find a way to go through it or in the case of the creek under come and be persistent.  

Visit visit lang...

it's been a while since i last visited and wrote something for my blog... yung mga huling bisita ko kasi ay puro lang mga post ng mga dati ko nang ginawa na naipon lang sa draft section at nag aantay lang maipublish, kung tutuusin madami pang dapat na ipublish pero yung iba kailangan ding basahin ulit, para malaman kung nasa lugar pa ba? nasa oras pa rin ba? o kailangan nang idelete kasi luma na yung isyu at nakakasuya na.

ang problema wala akong oras magreview ng mga naipon sa draft kaya sorry na lang muna sa ngayon, di bale darating din ang panahon at mapag uukulan ko rin ng panahon yan.. sana hehehe...

sa ngayon kasi ay bisi bisihan pa ako sa paulit ulit na sinusulat kong booklet na kailangan sa aking trabaho na sa tuwing ipapakita ko sa aking boss ay pinapa edit sa iba ibang tao kaya sa tuwing ibabalik sa akin ay may ibang pinapabago, pinapadagdag, pinapaalis... malapit na akong mainis pero trabaho ko yan, diyan ako kumukuha ng salapi upang ipangtustos sa aking mga kapritso at mga pangangailangan sa buhay, kaya keri lang... tipa ulit sa keyboard.

delete... add... highlight.. bold.. italics...scroll down.. scroll up.. hehehehe.. paulit ulit.. check gramar.. spell check.. link.. unlink.. color line.. color word.. undo.. redo.. number 1 lagay sa number 5, wait yung number seven nalang... shift.. colon teka mas maganda kung semi colon.. tangalin mo period, lagyan mo question mark, dapat ata naka left allign, subukan mo kayang justified... okey na ba?... teka wait lang.. mang teban halika nga basahin mo nga to... aahahaha... diosko sana huwag namang humantong na pati ang aming janitor ay tanungin at hingan ng idea patungkol sa aking ginagawa...

hayy... nakakatuwa, nakakatawa, nakakainis, nakakamangha... pero alam ko hindi lang ako ang nakakaranas nito, kaya huwag ka nang magmaang maangan, alam ko tinamaan ka... hehehe

tawanan mo nalang para di ka mastress...tapos ihuli mo na muna sa mga priorities mo yang paulit ulit na yan, pag finalow up sabihin mo, on going po.. update process po ako... may mga pinabago lang po kasi si __(name ng huling taong pinabasa niya)____ .... lusot na naman.... hahaha

tapos balik na ulit sa solitaire... bawal kasi FB sa office e, kundi e busy sa pagtatnim sa Farnville...hahaha

hay buhay opisina nga naman, minsan nakakatuwa lalo na at may birthday, libre na lunch mo minsan may kasama pang desert at meryenda huwag mo lang makasabay ang kaaway mo sa hallway tapos inismiran ka... warak warak ang araw mo hehehe...

siya sumilip lang ako... balik na ulit sa trabaho... saka solitaire... ahahaha

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I just would like to explore photoshop.. absolutely not an expert just trying...

Photoshop Practice

Just trying to combine pictures using photo shop..

its not perfect, but it's worth trying...

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